daenerys-stormborn-queen-of-sass:

carryonmy-assbutt:

muppidupp:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

image

that is so adorable 

i just aw-ed so loudly the librarian asked me to shut up

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nevillellongbottom:

So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.

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intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

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aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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bakrua:


He’s ready for the world.

bakrua:

He’s ready for the world.

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

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meqabitch:

People who chew ice cream are people that are not to be fucked with.

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sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

image

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jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

image

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